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* A Pontiac, Mich., woman pleaded guilty to selling marijuana at the drive-thru window of a Wendy’s restaurant. Says Jerry Perisho, “I’ll have a burger, fries and 27 of those expensive
brownies.” * “The New York mayor’s race is heating up,” says Alan Ray. “It’s easy to spot the two candidates. Of 9 million residents, they’re the only ones who’ll look at you.” * “A hot new
computer game features a postal worker who goes berserk and shoots, maims and incinerates bystanders. Apparently, real postal workers are really upset about it. . . . Uh-oh.” (Paul
Steinberg) * SEND US A LINE: Got a joke? Send it to Laugh Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. MORE TO READ