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I See: Atty. Gen. Janet Reno appointed an independent investigator to look into the FBI’s conduct in Waco. “Now I know what criminals mean when they say they got burned by the Feds.” (Jay
Leno) Look, Up in the Air: On an Air New Zealand flight, a passenger felt something crawling up her leg and discovered it was a rat. “Apparently, whenever this happens on Air Force One,
people hope it’s a rat.” (Conan O’Brien) * The Essential David Letterman Things that will get you kicked out of the Emmys: * Demonstrating in a very physical way how much you love Raymond. *
Yelling, “Borrrrrinnnngggg!” during montage of actors who passed away this year. * Pointing at Jimmy Smits and screaming, “A ghost! A ghost!” * Saying “Hi, I’m Dave Letterman--may I host?”
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