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Remember the time when Oprah Winfrey was really generous towards her audience members? Indian award shows do that every year and you rude people don’t even appreciate it.  CASE IN POINT:

JUST SO THAT KATRINA KAIF DOESN’T FEEL BAD ABOUT THE FACT THAT SHE CAME SO FAR AND RETURNED EMPTY-HANDED, _STAR SCREEN AWARDS_ GAVE HER THE PRESTIGIOUS ‘BEST REAL STAR AWARD ON SOCIAL

MEDIA’. Please notice the choice of words, ‘real star’. I mean, others weren’t robots either. SURE, WE APPRECIATE HER POSTS ON SOCIAL MEDIA BUT _USKO AWARD CATEGORY BANA DOGE KYA?_ That too,

alongside categories like ‘Best Film Writing’ and ‘Lifetime Achievement Award’. However, as I mentioned, this has been a trend.  LAST YEAR WAS EVEN WEIRDER, WITH A CATEGORY CALLED ‘NOTHING

TO HIDE‘.  THE AWARD WAS GIVEN TO KRITI SANON AND SHAHID KAPOOR, BOTH OF WHOM PUT FORWARD THE BEST PERFORMANCES OF THEIR ACTING CAREERS, WHILE ACCEPTING THE TROPHY.  > Oscars Jury: It’s a

 tough call. We can select any one winner. > There are huge expectations.Indian awards: Kaun se actors aa rahe > hain? Haan to “Happy New Year” bolne se pehle sabko return gifts > 

dene ka hai. What besharmi? We’ve nothing to hide bro. > pic.twitter.com/JZZdnz3vTp > — Aaqib Raza Khan (@aaqibrk) January 1, 2018 ON SIMILAR LINES, THERE WAS ANOTHER AWARD CALLED ‘I

AM MORE THAN YOU CAN SEE’ AT _LUX GOLDEN ROSE AWARDS, _WHICH WAS GIVEN TO KAREENA KAPOOR. ‘Now You See Me’ would have been better, but okay! Anyhow, since everyone seems to be getting

something or the other, I am waiting for myself to get the ‘Best Viewer Who Even Saw The Ads’ award. I didn’t but how will they know?  WHAT CREATIVITY!