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One fine day, I decided to flip through my sister’s wedding album, hoping to find some really good pictures of mine. Instead, what I found was this… … and this. The two main reasons why I

attend weddings are – to dress up and eat. BUT IT SOMEHOW HURTS REAL BAD WHEN THE PHOTOGRAPHER CLICKS ME ONLY WHEN I’M EATING. See, weddings _mein khana itna achha hota hai ki main to toot

padti hoon_. And the photographer who was till now busy clicking pictures of families and loved up couples, suddenly turns his camera towards me. It’s not that I don’t love limelight. _Achhi

baat hai_, you should click my pictures. But _aise_? _Nahi yaar_. WITH ALL THE FOOD THAT COULD POSSIBLY FIT IN MY PLATE, AND MY MOUTH WIDE OPEN, _ACHHA NAHIN LAGTA_. > Still looking for 

that one person who is comfortable when a > photographer clicks them while their mouth is wide open eating at a > marriage. > — Mostly Carbon (@s_manjari) January 11, 2016 _WAISE

TOH_ I AM A VERY CALM PERSON, BUT I HAVE THE URGE OF BEATING THAT PHOTOGRAPHER TO DEATH WHEN HE CLICKS MY PICTURES WHILE I EAT. Or if you follow this person’s advice, you can even try this.

It’ll be fun. > The thing one should do when a photographer clicks pictures of you > when eating in an Indian wedding!🤣🤣🤣🤣 > https://t.co/29cwulX04Z > — Shubham Chowdhury 

(@TheShubhamC) May 14, 2019 _ABHI THODI DER PEHLE JAB MAINE SANGEET MEIN PERFORM KIYA THA, TAB_ WHERE WERE YOU? AND WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU WHEN I WAS GIVING AWAY AESTHETIC POSES WITH MY

FRIENDS? ADVERTISEMENT _Tum toh pictures click kar ke nikal lete ho_. You’ve no idea what embarrassment we have to go through after that when everyone’s flipping through the wedding album or

scrolling through the pictures. THOSE PICTURES AND VIDEOS KEEP HAUNTING US FOR A LONG TIME. ALSO, _KAAFI EVIDENT BHI HO JAATA HAI_ THAT I WAS THERE ONLY FOR THE FOOD. Moreover, you’re

screwed if you have gatecrashed a wedding and get clicked while eating. The only purpose of wedding crashers is to eat unlimited food without getting noticed by anyone. And here we are, in

the pictures and even videos. _Woh bhi_ zoom_ kar kar ke_. Just get that camera off me yaar.