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A small New Zealand city is the site of a "civil war" over who can play Celine Dion's music loudest, Metro reported. In the city of Porirua, people drive to a particular spot

and, using siren-type speakers, attempt to play music as loud as possible. Dion has "gradually emerged" as the best choice for the contestants who want to win, "much to the

chagrin of everyone else", said the paper. "It's a headache," said the city's mayor, Anita Barker. "They love Celine Dion. They like anyone with a high pitch

and great tone in their voice." WOMAN TESTS SEX TOY IN SHOP A woman took shop staff and customers in Russia by surprise after she opened a sex toy for sale and started testing it out at

the counter. The "brazen woman" opened the product's packaging, inserted batteries before lifting her coat and moving the sex toy towards her midrift, "seeming to take

it for a spin", said the Daily Star. As she "removed the device", she was "shot a dirty look" by a fellow female customer, said the tabloid. RESTAURANT CHARGES FOR

NOISY KIDS A US restaurant is charging some of its customers for their inability to control their children, Sky News reported. In the small print of its menu, the Toccoa Riverside Restaurant

in Georgia tells its visitors of its "adult surcharge" – adding three dollar signs next to the words: "For adults unable to parent". One diner, who said they had $50

(£41) added to their bill because of their children's behaviour, said: "I remember thinking, 'no way is this real'." SUBSCRIBE TO THE WEEK Escape your echo chamber.

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